Today, I spoke with Writing in Digital Environments at the University of Central Florida, mostly about what it’s like to be a real person. And it was awesome.
Apparently, one of the kids is switching his major to writing & rhetoric because of my talk. Nothing has made me more proud than this moment.
Writing faculty, come one and come all. I’d love to speak!
“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”
“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”
Can we talk about the fact this happened to me yesterday? Because teenagers were talking about my body inappropriately as I walked down the street.
Can we talk about the fact that I am afraid that my rejection happened too close to home and that they’ll remember me and attack me?
There is nothing worse than fearing a man’s retaliation.
I found my roommate and I in the set of photos from yesterday’s Improv Everywhere MP3 Experiment. We played instruments in our imaginary marching band, and it was awesome.
Photo credit: Dave Bledsoe
every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash
And every man
Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.
Wasn’t tagged but I love the whole MBTI and I feel like I get a fairly accurate representation.
If you don’t know your personality type, take the test HERE!
Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you here and list the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them!
My type is ESFP. You are one of the Explorers - a bold and freedom-loving individual who enjoys pushing the limits and exploring the unknown. You are known for your enthusiasm, social skills and ability to cheer up those around you. ESFPs are welcome wherever there’s a need for someone who can laugh, play and volunteer to try something new and fun, and there’s no greater joy for them than to meet that need, and bring everyone else along for the ride. ESFPs will chat for hours, about anything but the topic they meant to be talking about, and will share their friends’ and loved ones’ emotions through good times and bad. If they can just remember to keep their ducks in a row, they will always be ready to dive head-first into all the new and exciting things the world has to offer, friends in tow.
- Jenna Maroney from 30 Rock
- Claudia from The Babysitters Club
- Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- Dean Pelton from Community
- Will Smith from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
- Daisy Buchanan from The Great Gatsby
- Ariel from The Little Mermaid
- Charlie Pace from LOST
- Jessica Day from New Girl
- Eli Cash from The Royal Tenenbaums
- Mario from Super Mario Bros.
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
This is missing “Dealing with internet service providers yourself”
That’s the real pain of adulthood
All of these things sound terrible. I quit.